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June 30, 2015


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Across from where? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast.

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Whoa, this guy's straight? Michael! Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I care deeply for nature.


I'm half machine. I'm a monster. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Marry me.

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There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians.

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